Digital Marketing that Doesn't Suck.
Tired of boring strategies and meh results? We inject fun, flair, and a little bit of magic to make your brand pop, sizzle, and skyrocket.
Supercharge Your Brand with Our Gadgets
We've got the tools, the talent, and the questionable dance moves to make your marketing unforgettable.
Stealthy SEO
Climb Google's ranks like a ninja in the night. We make you so visible, your competitors will think it's witchcraft.
PPC Power-ups
We create ads so clickable, people will get carpal tunnel. Get instant traffic and leads without the fluff.
PPC Services
- Google Ads Domination
- Social Ad Campaigns
- Remarketing Spells
- A/B Testing Madness
Social Media Sorcery
Go viral for the right reasons. We craft scroll-stopping content that builds hype and a legion of loyal fans.
Content Alchemy
Turning boring topics into binge-worthy blogs, videos, and infographics. It's not just content; it's a masterpiece.
Content Services
- Epic Blog Posts
- Hypnotic Video Scripts
- Irresistible Emails
- Legendary Storytelling
The Game Plan for Glory
The Brainstorm Bonanza
We dive deep into your world, fueled by coffee and questionable snacks, to uncover your brand's secret superpowers.
Crafting the Masterplan
We map out a strategy so brilliant, it deserves its own theme music. This is where we plot your path to digital domination.
Unleash the Magic
Our team of digital wizards gets to work, launching campaigns, writing epic tales, and charming the search engine gods.
Analyze & Gloat
We track the results, optimize like crazy, and send you reports so beautiful you'll want to frame them. Then, we celebrate!
See Your Potential High Score!
Slide the thingies to get a totally un-scientific but super fun estimate of your future awesomeness.
Unlock Your Loot Box
No confusing tiers, just pure value packed with digital goodness. Pick your power-up!
The Sprout
For brave beginners ready to plant their flag.
- Basic SEO Foundation
- 1 Social Media Platform
- 2 Blog Posts/Month
- PPC Campaign Management
- Advanced Analytics
The Booster
For growing businesses aiming for the stars.
- Advanced SEO & Link Building
- 3 Social Media Platforms
- 4 Blog Posts/Month + Content Ideas
- PPC Campaign Management
- Advanced Analytics & Reporting
The Supernova
For market leaders who want to own the galaxy.
- Total SEO Domination
- All Social Platforms + Video
- Full Content Strategy & Creation
- Multi-Channel PPC Campaigns
- Dedicated Strategy Calls
Need a custom-built rocket ship? Let's build one together!
Don't Just
Take Our Word,
Hear Our Fan Mail
"Working with Bretz Handyman Service was a blast! Our traffic went through the roof, and we actually had fun during meetings. Who knew that was possible?"
"I was skeptical about their 'quirky' approach, but the results speak for themselves. Our leads have tripled. Tripled! These guys are marketing geniuses in disguise."
"They made our social media so cool, even my teenage kids are impressed. 10/10 would recommend for making your brand less 'boomer'."